Weed Quotes

If you renamed marijuana something like Jack Daniel’s or Jim Beam, it’d be a lot more popular. You need to get a good name for it.

-Steve Cohen

Marijuana is a harmless and pleasant plant that, like a couple of cocktails, makes you feel relaxed and, unlike them, quiet. Why is the stuff still illegal? I assume it’s the power of the alcohol lobby being behind most things. Alcohol has damaged and killed friends of mine, but I’ve never known anyone harmed by the weed, whose relaxing pleasure I have enjoyed for 40 years.

-David Hockney

Herb is the unification of mankind.

-Bob Marley

I’m a huge pothead, and a big fan of legalization, so I’m happy to talk about it. In fact, all my stories usually start with, ‘Okay, so I was really high…’

-Rob Thomas

I’m a cigarello fiend, smokin’ weed like it’s oxygen.

-Wiz Khalifa

I am blessed by what the DEA has done. I’d rather see marijuana legalized than me being saved from a U.S. jail.

-Marc Emery

I puff grass ’til I pass out!

-Wiz Khalifa

I’m all about moderation – as best I can be. As an artist, there’s a sweet jump-starting quality to it for me. I’ve often felt telepathic and receptive to inexplicable messages my whole life. I can stave those off when I’m not high.

-Alanis Moressette

We were going to a club and my friends were all smoking marijuana and they wanted to keep the windows up because they didn’t want the police to stop the car. I was getting smashed in there. I wound down the window so that I could speak to someone, and they were like, ‘Craig, you’re smoking weed!’

-Craig David

Asking me why I smoke weed is like asking me why I rap.

-Throwback