Weed Quotes

They legalized alcohol, they legalized tobacco. What is it gonna hurt to legalize this medicinal, medical marijuana that’s used for purposes of cataracts?

-Snoop Dogg

Tupac always wanted me to smoke weed with him, and I never did it, and I wish I did. That’s my biggest regret.

-Mike Tyson

I’m not saying pot is a bad thing. I know plenty of people who should be smoking pot. I’m just not one of those people. I don’t think it would be the best drug for me. What am I going to do, start doing drugs at my age? It’s a little late. I’m a mother of two. It’s probably not the best idea for me to start getting into it now.

-Mary-Louise Parker

I like to take a puff or two before going on the air. I still get stage fright when I have to perform. A little grass gets rid of the problem.

-Bob Denver

We were also performing. We’d give them a list of, like, ‘Here’s how we want to be introduced’ They’d be like, ‘Great’ And then 5 minutes later they’d come back, ‘Bad news: we lost your list. But good news: we’ve got a trash bag full of weed!’

-Amy Poehler

I was in college, it was my first year of college when I got the show, so I’ve been kinda’ partying a lot and drinking a lot and I’ve never been stoned and when I got the show I got really serious… So I kinda stop drinking, cold turkey so I had never been stoned until… It’s something that happened with Mila and Ashton…

-Topher Grace

We’ve legalized marijuana recently. Medical marijuana, but the rest will come.

-Susan Sarandon

If one seeks relief from unbearable pressure, one is to eat hashish.

-Friedrich Nietzsche

I’m questioning it. We’re trying to get a lot of money for health and education and I’m wondering… You look at these gangs, and I look back at Prohibition. When we didn’t allow alcohol, what did we have? We had gangs. We had big gangs. It’s something that needs to be discussed a little more. It’s an economic issue and a violence issue.

-Michael Douglas

The War on Drugs has failed, but it’s worse than that. It is actively harming our society. Violent crime is thriving in the shadows to which the drug trade has been consigned. People who genuinely need help can’t get it. Neither can people who need medical marijuana to treat terrible diseases. We are spending billions, filling up our prisons with non-violent offenders and sacrificing our liberties.


If I’m going to be totally honest, I don’t think that smoking weed is that big a deal.

-Chloe Madeley

Basically what’s happening is I’m pleading guilty to possessing and having plants and not guilty to the charges of supply.

-Alan Cinis

Our parents had to drive us to the gig, or even go in with us because of the liquor laws. The owners were really scared to death that we’d drink. We usually just went out somewhere and smoked weed. I don’t smoke anymore, but back then we used to smoke quite a lot.

-Dexter Romweber

Why was I busted? Tens of thousands of guys were rolling joints that night. Why me? Because I was an example to youth. The authorities though they could stop this revolution called the sixties by picking off the main singer/songwriters. The poets were always at the forefront.

-Donovan Leitch

I don’t know what my assistant would do besides get me pot.

-Zach Galifinakis

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