And on the seventh day, god stepped back and said “There is my creation, perfect in every way… Oh, dammit I left pot all over the place. Now they’ll think I want them to smoke it… Now I have to create republicans.”
They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lies! When you’re high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it’s not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.