Weed’s not as bad as everything else… ’cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain’t crisp… but you’ll function.
-Dave Chappelle
All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
Hey hey hey hey. Smoke weed every day.
I smoke weed exclusively with white people. Calm down motha fuckas you win by default.
I don’t do drugs, though. Just weed.
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