Drunks blow through stop signs but stoners stop and wait for them to turn green.
-Unknown
Without dope, there is no hope.
Smoke it like you stole it!
I’d rather have the munchies than a hangover!
If we all had a bong, then we’d all get along.
It’s 420 somewhere!
Roll, roll, roll the joint, Twist it at the end, Grab a lighter and spark it up, And share it with a friend!
Roll, roll, roll the joint,
Twist it at the end,
Grab a lighter and spark it up,
And share it with a friend!
I said no to drugs but they wouldn’t listen.
Reality is best experienced through red eyes.
A friend with weed is a friend indeed!
Sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll. Speed, weed, and birth control. Life’s a bitch until we die, so fuck this world, let’s get high.
People tell you to live above the influence, but when you’re high you’re above everything.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?
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